We're out of HER league. At least that's what our moms tell us.

Hi kids...it's your old pal Matt here. I haven't posted anything in awhile and I feel like I've been neglecting you. I'm sorry, I'm not writing this just because of the court order. I really do care. So this week we will be watching a film that Scalzo can't relate to at all, "She's Out of my League." Don't think Scalzo can't relate because he's so upper echelon. Oh ho no my friends, it's because he has no opportunity for someone to be out of his league since no woman will talk to him. I think it's the smell. I, for one, am looking forward to watching Jay Baruchel making his squinchy schlepp face. Adorable. And by "adorable" I mean "unbearable."

We'll also be reviewing the Matt Damon classic "The Informant!" about a compulsive liar who may also be a sociopath who gets into some wacky situations when he starts throwing some truthiness in there! Scott Bakula doesn't know what to do! Neither do any of the funny people who make serious guy cameos! It's wacky! Unnecessary exclamation points!